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Meet the team

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Hey you stupid motherfucker. Somehow you got on this page. Somehow you got on this site. Somehow you met some of the coolest and grooviest people to ever moonwalk this earth. This. Is their story.

The Team: About
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Donkey Dong

A Real Success

Baddest badass in the land

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Republican

Exceptional Achievement

Woke ass mofo

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Music Producer

Perfect Execution

Top notch talent

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K-Dot

Exceptional Achievement

Ms. Steal yo man

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The Handman

Perfect Execution

The Big Kahuna herself

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Kf

A Real Success

Legitimately crazy. Future lawyer

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Squidward

Exceptional Achievement

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Project X

Perfect Execution

The Lords favorite

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Blaqueline

A Real Mystery

Producer. Director. Racist. Onlyfans.com contributor

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Baron Nelson

Exceptional Achievement

Cherrio pint of ale and whatnot aye

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Jessup Brown

Perfect Execution

The real donkey dong

The Team: Projects
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